What you need to know:
I wrote up a video of a baby saying, “I’m pooping”
When I went to fill in the SEO stuff, the computer tried to guess what I was trying to say
These were its suggestions
I screencapped it and emailed it to my coworkers because I am three
The following chat took place:
Ross:  im pooping waterRoss:  isnt that how girls peeRoss: dont they just poop waterme:  yesme:  the butthole conducts all transactionsRoss:  i thought some:  vaginas are ceremonialRoss:  ive always treated them as suchRoss: as vestigial

What you need to know:

  1. I wrote up a video of a baby saying, “I’m pooping”
  2. When I went to fill in the SEO stuff, the computer tried to guess what I was trying to say
  3. These were its suggestions
  4. I screencapped it and emailed it to my coworkers because I am three
  5. The following chat took place:

Ross:  im pooping water
Ross:  isnt that how girls pee
Ross: dont they just poop water
me:  yes
me:  the butthole conducts all transactions
Ross: 
i thought so
me: 
vaginas are ceremonial
Ross:  ive always treated them as such
Ross: as vestigial

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