Drink your juice.

Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick which socks to wear to bed.
But this decision is instant.
These are the choices we make, which define us.
I will not be the woman who puts her career ahead of love and friendship.
I am the woman who stays home and bakes Tilapia for my dearest, oldest friend.
And helps her be comfortable, and comforted, and safe, and important.

Fiona Apple postpones tour dates to be with her ailing dog Janet

I started out reading this like a wiseass and am finishing it all misty because no one can Apple me the way Fiona Apples me.