I will literally never ask you to do anything again.
My friends and I are trying to win LobSTAR of the Week on Red Lobster’s Facebook page right now, so if you could go over and like my post (I’m Christine Friar, it’s a shared photo album with a caption that begins “Dear Red Lobster”), it would mean the world to me.
I don’t even think there’s a prize, we just get to be their cover photo for 7 days.
Thank you in advance for enabling this extended summer camp experience I am calling my adult life.