Most delightful things:

1) a conversation between two people who pronounce the same word different ways, each inserting it into their phrasing as much as possible to correct the other person without actually saying the words, “I think you are a moron.”

- That beer coozie is too cool!
— Yeah, that’s the thing about cozies. They usually have great design.
- Yeah, coozies are great.

2) any conversation ever about the breed of someone’s shitty dog.

- What a cute dog! What is that, a dachshund?
— No, a cocker spaniel actually. She’s just a puppy, she’ll get bigger.
- That’s so sweet. I swear, she looks like a dachshund.
— Welp, she’s cocker spaniel through and through.

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