New email signatures for your iPhone:
- Sent during a grand mal seizure
- Sent halfheartedly
- Sent by bus
- Dictated to my assistant
- Sent posthumously
- Sent while driving
- Sent with sexual overtones
- Sent with sexual undertones
- Sent platonically for the love of god
- Sent in sincere hopes that you never reply
- Sent after a cursory scan for major typos
- Sent after a painstaking analysis of every word and punctuation mark
- Sent while weeping
- Sent immediately prior to masturbation
- Sent as a gesture
- Sent fecklessly
- Sent
