Dear women with long nails,

How do you:

  • masturbate
  • text
  • wipe your butt
  • button things
  • handle cutlery
  • type
  • shake hands
  • tie anything
  • turn pages
  • tweeze
  • fasten a bra
  • give hand js
  • live

Pls reply.

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    1) with a vibrator (alternatively: keep the middle fingernail not quite as long) 2) with the sides or pads of the thumbs...
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    Just out of curiosity I read the comment/reblog thread for this - someone had a “dear women with short nails” retort and...
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    we’re fucking magical creatures
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  21. prettynitsrik said: I had to take mine off because fingering Morgan was not fun for her lol oop