A MAJESTERIAL QUEEF is somehow better than my whole elevator bit, it's as if the elevator bit gave birth to a superior joke-fetus, or perhaps queefed it out if you will. In this scenario you are the the midwife (queef-wife) of the joke
  chrismohney

brb re-recording the entire Decemberists song “Crane Wife” with me yelling “QUEEF” over the crane parts/going platinum/playing the Super Bowl halftime show this Sunday instead of Beyonce.

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